I'm Kendall and I'm just a weird kid who spends way too much time on the internet.

fall in love with yourself

fruitcrocs:

if you’ve ever stepped on a dog’s foot and didn’t apologise like ur life depended on it please let me know now so i can get a restraining order

        puppetmasternaegi:

        2xpistolsandawink:

        nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

        aktwerkthatbooty:

        Jesus Christ.

        THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

        I just hurt myself laughing

        Jesus, you JESUS.

        OH MY GOD

        anxius:

        boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u

          halloweenmagick:

Happy September folks!

          halloweenmagick:

          Happy September folks!

            Palais Garnier
            Paris, France (2013)

              panic! at the disco studio album discography → my favourite lyrics

                "Breathe. It’s only a bad day, not a bad life."
                —Johnny Depp (via enemaroberts)
                  toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

                  toinfinityandbeyonce:

                  MY ANACONDA DONT

                    rightnowbb:

                    brutereason:

                    These are from a wonderful book called The Art Of Comforting. Check it out and learn how to be better at supporting people going through difficult things.

                    OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING I NEED THIS SKILL SO MUCH

                    (not that i would say the stuff on the left. but i’d probably say something useless)

                      guy:

                      when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

                      image

                        8isexual8itch:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theincredibleelastigirl:

the-man-and-the-mouse:

even the princesses fangirl over peter
except aurora 
that bitch be faithful

look at phillip though

can you blame her?

Goddamn.Phillip could get the business.

So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.

                        8isexual8itch:

                        datunofficialdisneyprincess:

                        theincredibleelastigirl:

                        the-man-and-the-mouse:

                        even the princesses fangirl over peter

                        except aurora 

                        that bitch be faithful

                        look at phillip though

                        can you blame her?

                        Goddamn.
                        Phillip could get the business.

                        So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.

                          hollandmartinn:

                          r0ki:

                          thatrockerdude:

                          chabothedino:

                          cryforce:

                          thewriterkid:

                          Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

                          • Stay safe
                          • Congratulations
                          • That’s what they all say
                          • Different strokes for different folks
                          • I hope you have the time of your life
                          • But you have so much to live for
                          • Please explain
                          • think of me
                          • Don’t fall in
                          • I’ll alert the media
                          • Good luck
                          • Have fun
                          • Mention my name and you’ll get a good seat

                            ammit420:

                            aa0102:

                            Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

                            jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

                              • Me: Who's a good boy?
                              • Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
                              • Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
                              • Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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