I'm Kendall and I'm just a weird kid who spends way too much time on the internet.

fall in love with yourself

sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

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          headfullofpotter:

          c0ffee-sh0p:

          headfullofpotter:

          im gonna marry thor

          but theyre making thor a woman now

          im gonna marry thor

            bunrobot:

            "where do you get so many pictures of dinosaurs skateboarding"image

              crxzedlions:

              THESE ARE THE MEN I IDOLIZE

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                herbgardening:

hippie-galaxy:

This is perfect.

YES

                herbgardening:

                hippie-galaxy:

                This is perfect.

                YES

                  officialbrostrider:

                  helenaphan:

                  officialbrostrider:

                  i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

                  two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

                  did you say yes

                  DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES

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                    olsennnnn:

                    So I was talking to my friend about colouring books and she showed me this one.

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                    And then there was this page.

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                    And finally this absolute gem!

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                    How amazing is this book?! I want one.

                          • what they said: swear to shake it up if you swear to listen
                          • what they meant: no seriously we are going to be shaking the fuck out of this band over the years so you'd better be prepared
                          the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”
Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.
The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:
“During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with”
Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

                          the-elderscrolls:

                          Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”

                          Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.

                          The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:

                          During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with

                          Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

                            jc-anne:

starkidwholokidhogwarts:

cumleak:

the-unpopular-opinions:

One of these women is despised and hated for being awkward.
The other is applauded and worshipped for the exact same reason.
I know other factors come into play.
But something isn’t right there.

ones an extrovert and ones an introvert voila la différence

One had to portray a disaster of a character, one didn’t

Both were doing their jobs as actresses. One was better written.

                            jc-anne:

                            starkidwholokidhogwarts:

                            cumleak:

                            the-unpopular-opinions:

                            One of these women is despised and hated for being awkward.

                            The other is applauded and worshipped for the exact same reason.

                            I know other factors come into play.

                            But something isn’t right there.

                            ones an extrovert and ones an introvert voila la différence

                            One had to portray a disaster of a character, one didn’t

                            Both were doing their jobs as actresses. One was better written.

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